HHHi HHHashers
See my calendar at www.brownbearsw.com/freecal/hashcal and my web site at HHHinChicago.com
Visitors and new hashers (virgins), we start meeting at the listed times and start hashing a half hour later. Time for a quick beer. Anyone want off this list, email Horn-E at
H3HornEH3@aol.com and it will be done.
New hashers or visitors, many hashes are back yards or parks. Outside. Be prepared for the current weather.
We occasionally charge up to $10 for hash cash. Hash Cash money usually goes entirely to beer, but might include costs for food.
HARES: Please get your locations updated ASAP but at least a week to 10 days in advance so we can publish them. Helps attendance.
Hashing has always been open to anyone. Hares: If you can't invite all hashers to "your" hash, perhaps you should postpone "your" hash to when you can. Simply put, if you can't invite all, don't invite any. These are "our" hashes and should be open to all at all times. If you don't know how to make this work, ask us.
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Mon. 31 Mar 2025, 7:00pm, The First Crack of the Moon Hash, Lifa is laying trail from the Beer Temple at 3173 N. Elston. $5 Hash Cash
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Tue. 1 Apr, 2025, 7:00pm, The 4X2H4 Hash. Cumming Right Meow is laying trail from Sky Ride Lounge at 105 W. Van Buren. $2 Hash Cash
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Thu. 2 Apr 2025. 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash. Lifa will hare his 33 Analversary Hash from Four Treys as 3333 N. Damen, $10 Hash Cash, ThirstdayH3.com
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Sat. 4 Apr. 2025, 2:00pm, The Big Dog Hash, Berts Special Friend and Meat Inside Her will hare from Ball Park Pub at 514 W. Pershing. $6 Hash Cash
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Sun, Apr 5, 2025, 2:00pm, The Chicago Hash, False Adveertising will hare from Fulton River Park at 353 North Des Plaines. $10 Hash Cash. ChicagoHash.comBreak
The Tale of the Trail
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Wed. 26 Mar 2025. The Whiskey Wednesday Hash, 3rd Personality Disorder and Lost Her Penis hared from Sliders And only 2 hounds showed up. And the bar was closed. Damn, and I wanted some wings after the hash. But we took off and ran an easy hash. To easy. Which meant Po Po Peek Show could really run away with the trail leaving that old fart Horn-E wandering all alone in Douglas park in the dark. NOT. Trail went straight south to Route 66 and a Check. Sure enough straight SW (California here we come) and I mean straight SW. And yes, all the way to California. No, not the state, the street. Here it entered Douglas Park in the dark. Po Po Peek Show was long out of sight and I had to venture into this maze of Checks and Splits and winding paths. Actually, no problem. Predictabe. I west straight through to Roosevel without missing a step. Amd there was a Triple Split. Not swept so I headed east and nothing. Then north and trail went straight north, past a Split, to Polk. and from here it was straight east for 5/9ths of a mile straight east to WN. And with a few blocks to go, Po Po Peek Show can up behind me. It wasn't I that would get lost in Douglas Park. I was she. So we eventually just walked to W together, FRB/FBI/DFL. After enough whiskey, and the bar being closed, we circled and then headed on home. On Out.
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Thu. 27 Mar. 2025. The Thirstday Hash. Bit On The Clit hared from Broken Hearts for ten hounds. We were off heading through Fultom Market area and the crowds, And four of us fell back enough and missed a turn to allow the rest to disappear in the distance. So we followed trail north to Grand and then worked our way back south and to the west to Union Park. I was following Serial Shit Squitter and Home Dynamics and eventually He's Still Limping and then eventually just got enough ahead at a missed turn to beat them to the Beer Stop. After that I quickly went out with those FRBs and after a quick loop I ended up following along. What's new here. I eventually found those FRBs near a park and was again following them to a missed mark or something. Here a couple of the FRBs passed us and I followed and got ahead of those FRBs, and we soon came to the Finish B overlooking the Expressway and behind a parking lot. Bottom Wrangler, Just Mel (a virgin), Lifa , Oh Die Mark, Choke N Stroke, and Po Po Peek Show were that front group. And then me. And finally those three FRBs came racing on in. We held circle here, led by Bottom Wrangler. And then it was On Out.
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Sun, Mar 30, 2025, The Chicago Hash, SnatchSquatch hared a live trail from Teasers for 14 hounds. And a down pour started just at start time and so SnatchSquatch took off in the downpour laying yellow flour. Ten minutes later it was a slight drizzle and the pack was off. We had one returning hasher, Just Charity. We also had two English hashers, from Scotland, visiting, Village Bike and Bicycle Pump. And she was an old friend from many Interhashes going back to around 1990. Lots to talk about. And she wasn't running and so I walked along and caught up on a lot of stuff. And as the pack started to disappear to the west on Higgins, we were really falling back. But everyone once in a while we sae False Advertising on a short cut in the distance, or Zone 2. Once we even almost caught Back Door Bizzle and Cumming Right Meow, but eventually we fell behind everyone and after a turn we came to this big yellow flour mark, a Split. And it looked like soneone dragged their foot through in to indictate straight ahead. Two blocks later we realized it didn't mean that. Going back we found two true trail lines in the turn, in purple. Yellow, purple, rain, it didn't work out. And then along came Oh Die Mark & Rim Job. They also guessed wroing and were wandering all over The area. So we followd them until they lost us and a short time later we came to the Beer Stop. With only a case of beer, who expected 14 hashers to come way the fuck out here, we opted to a circle in the bar. And Back Door Bizzle led us in a fine circle and there were pitchers including some dark stuff. Hmmm good. After circle we hung for a while and finally almost the last of us, four of us walked to the El and on home. And the last out were Oh Die Mark and Just Charity. He was working all day on making sure she doesn't take another 5 years to come ont again. On Out.Hash Break
Horn-E