Chicago Full Moon Hash

HHHi HHHashers

See my calendar at www.brownbearsw.com/freecal/hashcal and my web site at HHHinChicago.com

Visitors and new hashers (virgins), we start meeting at the listed times and start hashing a half hour later. Time for a quick beer. Anyone want off this list, email Horn-E at H3HornEH3@aol.com and it will be done.

New hashers or visitors, many hashes are back yards or parks. Outside. Be prepared for the current weather.

We occasionally charge up to $10 for hash cash. Hash Cash money usually goes entirely to beer, but might include costs for food.

HARES: Please get your locations updated ASAP but at least a week to 10 days in advance so we can publish them. Helps attendance.

Hashing has always been open to anyone. Hares: If you can't invite all hashers to "your" hash, perhaps you should postpone "your" hash to when you can. Simply put, if you can't invite all, don't invite any. These are "our" hashes and should be open to all at all times. If you don't know how to make this work, ask us.

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Thu. 24 Apr 2025. 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash. Blondie McFucksALot is haring from Estelle's at 2013 W. North Ave. $10 Hash Cash, ThirstdayH3.com

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Sat. Apr 26, 2025, 7:00pm, The First Crack of the Moon Hash, Garmin is laying trail from Rinalli's at 1925 N. Lincoln $5 Hash Cash
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Sun Apr 27, 2025, 2:00pm, The Chicago Hash, SnatchSquatch is haring from Steelworkers Park at 87th and the Lake front. Wear long sleeves and long pants, prepare for some serious urban shiggy, and an outdoor circle. $10 Hash Cash. ChicagoHash.com
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The Tale of the Trail
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Thu. 17 Apr 2025. The Thirstday Hash. Cumming Right Meow hared from Weathermark for her anal Jesus Saves Hash for Six Hounds. Trail headed out to the south and wound its way to Roosevelt and State where there was a Back Check that I caught some, maybe. But the real trail headed over the Roosevelt Bridge. At the top the trail headed over to the small mall and rumor has it that there was a mark that caught Rim Job going 147 steps down a stairway, only to have to climb back up. Love it. And the last of them were leaving the mall as I got there. At the bottom of the hill from that overpass, the trail headed south past the Pacific Garden Mission. And the huge Jesus Saves sign. True story. Before Television, over 75 years ago, we had radio and half hour dramas. There was one every week, a Jesus Saves moment, saving some old derelict like Horn-E, etc. and it was from here. I listened to some of those as a kid. I digress. From here trail continues south to 18th St and headed east over another long overpass and a BN. And that was in Ping Pong Park. From here the trail headed east of Indiana at about 15th St. Circle in a dark park. And we twice sang Jesus Saves. Then it was ON OUT
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Sat. 19 Apr. 2025, The Bushman Hash, annual Flower Hash, Horn-E was supposed to lay trail from Forest Glen Forest Preserve where the Flower hashes started. Well, that was the plan. How many things can go wrong from what should have been, like in the past, a run through fields of yellow flowers?
Let's start with the Chicago Hash sabotaging the Bushman Hash about three days before the hash, by moving their NORMAL hash date of Sunday, to Saturday, in direct conflict, at the same time as the Bushman Hash announced for three weeks. By who's and what authority, I have no idea. And even worse, the location was about a half mile from my planned trail, and where the flowers start.
The Chicago Hash and myself have calendars that reflect all of the hashes within Chicago. For greater opportunities for area hashers to find other hashing opportunities and to avoid conflicts like this. Our attendances across the area are too low at this time to be creating deliberate conflicts and splitting attendance. Especially unannounced until 3 days before.
So, what else could go wrong. All packed and ready to go and make sure I had a damn good hash trail. Around midnight I was hit with a medical emergency. By Sat morning I made a last minute appeal to Lifa and Berts Special Friend to bail me out. Berts Special Friend and Meat Inside Her hared. Total gratitude. Only four hounds showed up. Lifa, False Advertising, Lower Wackoff and Back Door Bizzle. It also rained all night and the woods were like a swamp. But they had a good run.
And thanks to Berts Special Friend for locating me at the VA Emergency Room and making sure I was okay. I'm getting better.
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Sun Apr 20, 2025, The Chicago Hash, canceled with four days notice.
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On On And Swing Low

Horn-E