Thu. Mar 21, 2024. The Thristday Hash. SnatchSquatch will hare from District Brew Yards. Victim of the CTA yet again. Damn Ghost Buses. So I missed the trail. I heard there were two hounds, Bit On The Clit IN Texes and Just Vinny and they actually swept the trail again and again in case I made it there. Thanks.
Hash breakMon, Mar 22, 2024. The Chicago Full Moon Hash, Berts Special Friend and Meat Inside Her hared from 2201 W. Campbell, The Bert's Meat Cul de Sac. A last minute announcement and we had four hounds show up. All over 50. Where is the young blood in Chicago? It was a nice night. We took off to the north with Horn-E leading before he started limping again. And we had a False at the expressway that naturally Horn-E found. All the way over the bridge. Damn. So Stuffin Muffin took over leading the geriatric pack as we headed on a zig Zag pattern to Western and another Check. And he was long gone before Horn-E, Magnetic Muff and Just Do Me Slowly came along and found trail. A short course that headed towards the Hare's Hutch. But that was a False Trail. Around a local track with Horn-E trying to lead the harriets before giving up and walking along with them as they got texted from Stuffin Muffin on where to go at each Split and Check. And finally we caught him on a Triple Split he was still working and it came to a BN Check. So, that old fart Horn-E guessed it had to go to the Hare Hutch and headed in that direction and was On. And FRB. With the DFL ladies only a block behind. Then it was inside to good beers, whiskeys etc., and Korean food. And we headed out after 11:00. And I missed my bus. But there was one last bus and it took over a half hour for it to come along. On Out.
Hash BreakSun. Mar 24, 2024. The Chicago Hash. Ice Princess hared from Kasey's and we had 10 hounds on trail. Well, if you count False Advertising who short cut half way through. What else is new. Anyway, trail headed east to Michigan. On the way False Advertising managed to connect J. Dilcia up with Back Door Bizzel. He was walking with $20 Butt Stuff and, well, J Dilcia needed a walker to tag along with. She was trying to run in sandals. That had to be interesting. I don't know how much Spanish he knew, but she knew virtually no English. So all of you that know a little Spanish, come on out and welcome her back. Anyhow, they ended up DFLs. So for the rest of us. Trail went south on Michigan, into the park, back south on Michigan and east on Roosevelt. And I manged to just barely keep them in sight. We then headed south, around a little park and to the hard Check. Hard because suddenly they couldn't find it, not going far enough down an alley. So Horn-E ranged a block west. Nothing. So It had to go south and ranging is my middle name. A block later I came to a Split coming from the east. Had to be. But I went wrong and went a block west. So, it was the other way and a long way straight south to 16th St. And here was a Triple Split. And the pack was just coming from the east led by J. Vinny. I went west again and I was ON again and still in front, down an alley under the El Tracks and through a tunnel to Michigan. Trail went north and to another Split. Again I guessed right and finally found the mark and called out to J. Vinny. And then it was another Split. I headed into this park and a small neighborhood. Wrong. Trail headed west and then north on Clark. A long road with no outlets until Roosevelt. And a Check. And then still north on Clark to Polk. Meanwhile I paralleled straight north. under Roosevelt and north, through a little park and finally to Polk and I hear whistles. I look west and there is Double Red Diamond heading down an alley. I parallel to Harrison and see J Vinny running east and I follow him into the finish. The finish was the Hare's Hutch Roof Deck. And eventually Back Door Bissel showed up and started circle. We had two virgins. I hope I get this right. I thought I heard J. Adrian at Chalk Talk, and J Andreas. Eventually we also were introduced to our newbie, J. Dilcia who sipped a lot and finished her beer and poured it over her head. Well done. Then she put the empty can, or was that a refill, on her head and started pole dancing, and break dancing with the can on her head. I swear it was true. Again, well done. J. Vinny was FRB and Bi Holer was FBI. But eventually all good circles have to end and piss stops in the hares sand box down stairs. Others on trail, in case anyone forgot who they are, was ,Joaquin Penis & Dick Hermonica and a group of house puppies. On Out
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